You are the child of a slap elder. That is, a slap elder with crazy messed up hands (the kind of messed up that can only come from a lifetime of slapping).

He comes to you for your help. As an aspiring hand model, you know that helping him will totally jack up your lil mitts.

Will you SACRIFICE your gorgeous mitts for the happiness of everyone you know?


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This is absolutely brilliant! The voice acting is top notch. Seriously! It really gets me pumped to slap!